Mike Tyson Wore A Fake Penis With His Baby’s Urine To Pass A Test

However, now you might be thinking that Tyson used the device to keep his PEDs usage undetected, but he claims he never used illegal performance-enhancing drugs in his life. The fake penis was to disguise his consistent cocaine and weed consumption during his career.

“It was awesome, man..

I put my baby’s urine in it. One time I was using my wife’s [urine] and my wife was like, ‘Baby, you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something.’ And I said, ‘nah, so we ain’t gonna use you any more, we’re gonna use the kid.'”

“Cuz I got scared that the piss might come back pregnant.”

I know you read that in the clathhhic Mike Tyson voice.