Kobe Bryant Gets Sorted Into The House Of Slytherin By Sorting Hat

• Both were prodigies of their own talents. Bryant entered the NBA draft from high school as a teenager. Voldemort was able to control his own magic before attending Hogwarts.

• Voldemort took extreme and unnatural steps towards immortality by creating Horcruxes. Bryant underwent a number of unusual treatments in hopes of prolonging his career, including once traveling all the way to Germany for a type of therapy not allowed by the FDA.

Before you start thinking too hard, this is not to say that some NBA civil war is imminent. It’s purely to say that if one does come, you can bet that Kobe will be one of the leading sides and that he would do so with the same gleeful smile on his face in the video above. Bryant is a villain, and he’s very happy about it.