Kobe Bryant Gets Sorted Into The House Of Slytherin By Sorting Hat

The charitable reading of this situation is that Bryant possesses the qualities that Slytherin House purports to the prize. He was ambitious enough to chase Michael Jordan throughout his entire career.

His cunning allowed him to dispose of allies/enemies like Shaquille O’Neal and Phil Jackson whenever the opportunity presented itself.

Basically, Slytherin houses the bad guys, and the similarities that Bryant shares with the worst powerful wizard in Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort, tend to be quite staggering. Here are just a few: