Tristan Thompson Says LeBron Eats Like Sh*T

“Ask him what he eats for breakfast. He has like five french toasts, drowns it in syrup with strawberries and bananas. Then he has like a four-egg omelet and then he goes and just f*cking dunks on somebody. It doesn’t make sense.”

Said Tristan Thompson

On the contrary, we already know LeBron James spends millions per year on maintaining his health. This includes top of the line trainers, doctors, elite chefs, massage therapists, and more.

Therefore, we believe Tristan Thompson is simply confusing Bron’s glutinous cheat days with his daily routine. Then again, he was his teammate for years and likely got a firsthand look at the King’s plate every now and then.